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Old Jun 18, 2008, 08:24 AM // 08:24   #181
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The Onslaught left many people dead. 100 years on the area was left in a state of Preservation.

Next Elites: Monk and Ranger
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Old Jun 18, 2008, 08:43 AM // 08:43   #182
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Their Companionship renew when the hog felt Paul glowing with Aura of Faith.

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Old Jun 18, 2008, 06:31 PM // 18:31   #183
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after the druids sang a song of purification there was peace and harmony among the tribes again.


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Old Jun 18, 2008, 07:02 PM // 19:02   #184
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The Echo of the Famine still rang out through the land.

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Old Jun 19, 2008, 07:35 AM // 07:35   #185
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["victory is mine"] shouted the [master of magic] wielding his [water trident], but he got [eviscerate]d by [hundred blades]


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Old Jun 19, 2008, 07:40 AM // 07:40   #186
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As I touched her with my healing hands, I told her there's nothing to fear, while hit her with my weapon of fury.


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Old Jun 19, 2008, 08:51 AM // 08:51   #187
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Oh, I see we are getting more challenging, and Arkantos is being perverted (not that it is anything new, or I just have my mind in the gutter, but I am pretty sure that Arkantos is to blame here....yep)

The shattering assault from the GOP on Michelle Obama was countered, and they later felt extreme guilt from their attacks.

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Old Jun 19, 2008, 10:38 AM // 10:38   #188
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In my fevered dreams the gnomes of anguish walked about singing their anthem of weariness to make me feel tired.

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Old Jun 19, 2008, 10:59 AM // 10:59   #189
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Mc Hammer is famous for his hit song [can't touch this] as well as the [Inspirational Speech] he gave last year. But his popularity has been stripped from him with the recent claims that he has [tainted flesh].


God that was awful, sorry, it was the best I could think of.

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Old Jun 19, 2008, 11:04 AM // 11:04   #190
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No, no, I found it highly amusing that he has Tainted Flesh! LOLOL! *back incision begins to bleed again from laughing* DAMN YOU LEPRECHAUN!

Well, you didn't list what's next. So... that being said.

I will take your signature as what you want next, and male mesmers are the closest things to leprechauns. Thus...

The distortion was simply an illusion of haste setup by a sinister foe with web of disruption, but the price of pride was great, and he was vanquished by a hex eater vortex? (ok the vortex was a bit much...)

Next: Assassin + Assassin + Assassin + Mesmer elite + ritualist + dervish. Good luck!
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Old Jun 19, 2008, 11:31 AM // 11:31   #191
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With a [[Critical Eye] the Moderator hit [[Return] and with his [[Unseen Fury] deleted all of the posts, causing the users to encounter temporary [[Psychic Instability],[[Agony] was felt throughout the forum and his [[Intimidating Aura] became world renowned.

Best I could do.

Ok, Next: Elementalist Elite + Paragon + Elementalist + Ritualist + Ranger Elite. gogo.
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Old Jun 19, 2008, 12:14 PM // 12:14   #192
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No, that was great Beav.

A second wind filled me with aria of zeal, giving me this strange magnetic aura which filled those around me with a sense of soothing, a mental Escape one might say.

Ok, that one was creepy.

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Old Jun 19, 2008, 12:30 PM // 12:30   #193
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The [[Unsteady Ground] caused great [[Destruction] in the village and was followed by a great [[Gale] which caused a [[Power Flux] brought on by many powerlines faling down which only those villagers with [[Lightning Reflexes] could Dodge.

(lol...got an additional Ranger skill at the end there...Bonus point for me!)

Next: Paragon Elite + Assassin + Warrior Elite + Monk Elite + Monk
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Old Jun 19, 2008, 08:18 PM // 20:18   #194
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dang gonna havta write these down soon just to remember which of which to put in




the battle was going poorly and the captain saw the need for a retreat to save his troops to fight another day.
"Incoming!" he yelled as another wave started down the hill....we need to Charge into the Life Barrier! knowing that that would be the only way the healers would be able to keep them alive.
With deadly haste the enemy continued their approach unaware of the watchful spirit of the healers in the camp who would not allow any more martyrs to be created that day.

did I get them all? I hope so


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Old Jun 19, 2008, 10:22 PM // 22:22   #195
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after having a Power Flux, he finally obtained the holy Spirit's Strength, with the Mark of Protection on his hand, he could finally carry the Radiant Scythe without fear

could have done better, but meh

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Old Jun 20, 2008, 02:06 AM // 02:06   #196
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The [[Earthquake] caused great [[Destruction] in the village and was followed by a great [[Gale] which caused a [[Power Flux] brought on by many powerlines faling down which only those villagers with [[Lightning Reflexes] could Dodge.

(lol...got an additional Ranger skill at the end there...Bonus point for me!)

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Your bonus point is revoked and you have failed the challenge. As a result, you will be skinned alive and your celestial beaver pelt used in my new designer coat showing my ownage of you. MUAHAHHAH!

Note to Celestial Beaver: [[Earthquake] an Elementalist Elite does not make. hahah. Please revise and recompute, or Guru will cease to exist.
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Old Jun 20, 2008, 03:22 AM // 03:22   #197
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Gale knock Yuki down with a lightning bolt and try to put a Glimmering Mark on her forehead. Yuki retaliates with some Wild Strike, just in time to prevent the mark being burn onto her. As swiftly as the Way of the Fox, Yuki turns around and successfully burns A Mark of Insecurity onto Gale's forehead.

rofl :P i tried ...

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Old Jun 20, 2008, 05:21 AM // 05:21   #198
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The avatar of grenth can conjure nightmares, thus destroying the universe! >.> Only the Word of Healing can stop deaths charge.

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Old Jun 20, 2008, 09:14 AM // 09:14   #199
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Note to Celestial Beaver: [[Earthquake] an Elementalist Elite does not make. hahah. Please revise and recompute, or Guru will cease to exist.
Edited. I still win.

I'll have my pelt back, thanks.

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The [[Heavy Blow] to the head made little Billy, currently enduring a [[Famine], fall to the ground, yet a mysterious [[Supportive Spirit] helped him up and to overcome his [[Mind Shock]

Dervish Elite, Ranger, Ranger, Ranger, Assassin Elite. gogo
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Margaret and Paul try every Equinox and every Fertile Season for baby, to their disappointment they are like Frozen Soil unable to conceive. One day the Fox Promises them a baby, they are overjoyed, nine months later a baby fox was delivered. :P

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